Unbreaking News: Terrie Hall Dead
Yesterday morning was like any other for Terrie Hall. She snapped in her teeth, slid on her wig, and popped in her handsfree device. She then jazzed up the getup with a scarf.
Then she lit the last cigarette she would ever suck on.
It was only two sucks in when, out of nowhere, her Pomeranian mix lunged at her ankles and dragged her to the ground.
"I’ve never seen so much blood," said authorities who’ve never seen so much blood.
Terrie Hall leaves behind a husband(?) some children(?) and several television and radio spots, now with an added death-date.
The death of Hall is still cancer related, though, as her dog, Snuffy, has anal cancer.
Snuffy, 5, has been deemed healthy enough to stand trial.
Though only 5, Snuffy will be tried as an adult.
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