Production of 7Fast, 7Furious Ceases After 2Dead
Nelson Mandel, 95, died today on the set of the newest installment of the Fast and Furious franchise of an apparent lack of trying to live longer.
This comes just days after Paul Walker was killed in a crashy fire while working on the same movie.
Reps at Universal Studios said that the movie and demolition of Harry Potter’s Wizarding World are officially postponed. The Fast and the Furious Douch Bag Experience would have taken Harry Potter’s place, but will now likely never open.
One insider told us they fear Vin Diesel will be next to die.
7Fast, 7Furious was set to come out next summer, but will now likely never see screens.
Vin Diesel has been moved to an undisclosed location with a 1st generation iPod touch connected only to Facebook.
When reached, Diesel commented, “I hpoe [sic] final Destation [sic] doest [sic] get me,” and this image of himself with the departed:
He also attached this photo of himself with The Departed:
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